I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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