fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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