i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you will always have a special place in my vag
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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I stole a fireplace last night.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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