but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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