you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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