What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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