He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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