Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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