Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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