sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
handjob tips. give me some.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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