Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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