I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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