I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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