dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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