I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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