Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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