I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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