soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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