Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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