You're a womanizer and a bitch.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
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and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Did I show you my penis last night?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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