so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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