I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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