I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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