Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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