I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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