Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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