The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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