Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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