also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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