That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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