thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
