And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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