names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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