No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
