I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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