I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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