i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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