thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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