Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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