she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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