He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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