Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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