is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
i think i just lost a toe
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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