Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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