Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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