Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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