Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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