idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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