this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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