we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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