my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
is that a dick in a sweater?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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