Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.