I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You've changed since you got that strap on
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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