Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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