Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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